Saturday, March 8, 2014

flavor symmetry in sandwiches

hey there people.
wanna know something?
sandwiches.
have symmetrical characteristics.
they can be symmetrical or asymmetrical.
depending on how you build them.
you can go:
-bread.
-meat.
-cheese.
-meat. 
-bread.
it will taste the same either way you eat it.
but change it up to:
-bread.
-cheese.
-meat.
-bread.
it will now taste differently depending on how you flip it.
now to further illustrate my point, we'll bring...
mustard.
come on up mustard.
"yeah, it's great being back on jason."
we're just glad to have you.
thanks.
now if we put mustard on both sides of the sandwich evenly and in the right amounts, the sandwich will be symmetrical.
but.
if we go:
-bread.
-mustard.
-meat.
-cheese.
-meat.
-bread.
it will be asymmetrical.
this can be very handy.
say you find the mustard to be a little too powerful.
but you still enjoy the taste.
you can flip the sandwich over.
and the sandwich will taste slightly different.
since the mustard takes a bit longer to reach your taste buds.
they can party with the:
-bread.
-meat.
-cheese.
before they have to party with the:
-mustard.
"WHOO! i love parties!"
don't we all, mustard.
this is me on the subject of sandwich symmetry.
thanks.
stay tasty.

Friday, January 3, 2014

that feeling when...

you know that feeling when you no longer thirst for a wholesome relationship because you know secretly that nobody will be able to satisfy you in the ways you want for the rest of your life? 
guess that makes me...
some sort of mega-cynical asshole.
probably.