Abusive Relationships

signs of an abusive man or woman... but mostly a men are being attacked...
some bullshit about equality hasn't kicked in around this area for some reason.
you let them vote. shit.

DEMEANED FOR COMEDY!

#10 - Checking your cell phone or email without permission
#9 - Constantly putting you down
#8 - Extreme jealousy or insecurity
#7 - Explosive temper
#6 - Isolating you from family or friends
#5 - Making false accusations
#4 - Mood swings
#3 - Physically hurting you in any way
#2 - Possessiveness
#1 - Telling you what to do

wait...
this isn't a bad article... the one they show at public schools is better for my needs...
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HERE WE GO!

+ He comes on strong, claiming, "I've never felt loved like this before by anyone."
You get pressured for an exclusive commitment almost immediately.

let's face it. true love isn't real. given this guy is creepy a bit...
but who's to say he isn't the one? a higher power might have a plan for your life...
are you going to maybe spit in that power's face? by the way... girls will NEVER come on strong.
it's just proven fact. they never have and never will.
i am a doctor dude, are you really going to say i am wrong? i got a phd in this shit.
so if someone ever says, "lose the zero, get with a hero", DO IT.

+ Your partner is excessively possessive, calls constantly, or visits unexpectedly.

if you are married or otherwise and have been living with that person... WRONG!
don't fucking do that. it is wrong. they should always call before hand, and DO NOT give them a key.
or your phone number. or let them into your life. be exclusive. i know what i am talking about.

+ He expects you to be the perfect person and meet their every need.

like i said, true love isn't real, so meeting their every need is out of the question.
they will just have to settle. if they can't handle this imperfect world...
they are an abusive little alien, report them to the police. just say...
"he hit me."
stick to that story and they will be gone soon.
you have a vagina. you are in command.
could luck captain.

+ The boss, family, you - it's always someone else's fault if anything goes wrong.

people are never in the wrong place at the wrong time.
why was he late?
oh, he got held up at a store robbery.
why was he in that convenient store during the robbery?
oh, he was getting milk.
STOP DEFENDING HIM YOU NAIVE WHORE!
he is abusing you.
moving ooonnnn.

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+ The abuser may punish animals brutally or be insensitive to their pain.
They may have unfair expectations of children or tease them until they cry.

my children will be spawns of a god. or terrible little hell raisers that are the death of me...
but any ways. him punching you in the face is one thing, but if he punches a dog attacking you,
that's abuse.
does he make children cry? good.

+ does he view women as inferior?

he is abusing you.
never acknowledge his request for nutrition. that is abuse.

now that you know all about relationships.
go forth and deem everything in your life unworthy.
your relationship, your home, your family.
take it, throw it on the ground.